You need 1lb of pinto beans,1lb of fresh sausage,1lb of hamburger,two cans of sloppy joe sauce!cook up your pinto beans until soft and ready to eat then fry up both sausage,and hamburger then add a little garlic while fyring up your meat until good and brown add your two cans of joe sauce then take and put your cooked beans in your meat mix up and let simmer for about 30mins.you can put it on bread,corn tortillas or flour and roll em up like burro's and eat! the next day all you have to do put it on two slices of bread for a sandwich and believe me goooood eatin! 
the only thing you have to worry about later is 
dairy smells! 
Can U say Gas?????????????????HEHE
Hey Bob,
I have even tried that stuff Beano before eating any spicy/gassy food and I can still knock a Buzzard off a Manure wagon at a 100 paces........ 
I was raised around hispanic foods and love it, it just don't like me very well.
Now, pass me one of those burros!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Jhook:
Big Bob: I'm printing that puppy out right now. Sounds right up my alley. 